Marooned at discount tire: AMA

"V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12) 03/28/2017 at 11:33 • Filed to: None

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djmt1 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:35

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Should I get BBQ or ketchup dip with my chicken and chips?

Honeybunchesofgoats > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:35

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Does that coat have an owner? Have you considered that there may be a ghost in the waiting room with you? Are you afeared?

Future next gen S2000 owner > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:39

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Why are you bereft of Money? Want to buy a 30" stretch limo so you can legally drink and drive?

Illegitimus Prime > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:39

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What does it smell like?

Ash78, voting early and often > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:39

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Should Trump break up the big banks? That’s a lot of snow.

citrus > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:41

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What kind of tires are you buying?

HammerheadFistpunch > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:42

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ask if their road hazard covers lava I need to know for reasons.

Milky > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:42

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I know that feel. Had a blowout (yay Michigan potholes) earlier this year. Luckily I was 1 mile from a Belle Tire but I had to wait 3(4?) hours.

Hopefully you don’t kill that phone battery.

vicali > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:44

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Is that a bitchin camaro?

BKosher84 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:48

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Did the old man get ripped off on buying his new tires?

ThePenguin > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:48

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I worked at a discount tire the summer summer after I graduated high school.

Not a bad place to work. Worst bit were the owners who knew nothing and refused to pay for new tires when their flat repair was unrepairable.

CaptDale - is secretly British > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:48

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I see a Camaro, but no mullet. What is the most interesting vehicle there?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Milky 03/28/2017 at 11:48

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I’m just switching my winter tires over, but yeah, they sort of sick.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/28/2017 at 11:49

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That belongs to the owner of the bitchin’ camero in the background.

EL_ULY > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:50

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dat rubber smell!

Like a flippin condom factory, yo!

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > ThePenguin 03/28/2017 at 11:50

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We had one of those people in here a little bit ago. The tire was wearing super unevenly and was all but destroyed but he refused to pay for a new one.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > djmt1 03/28/2017 at 11:51

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How is the chicken prepared?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > EL_ULY 03/28/2017 at 11:52

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(1) kek

(2) lol(z)

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:52

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Can you describe the smell of the person closest to you? I’ll wait if you need to get closer.

djmt1 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:52

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Southern Fried™

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > citrus 03/28/2017 at 11:52

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Just taking my blizzaks off and putting my Michelins(?) on.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > BKosher84 03/28/2017 at 11:53

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Not that I can tell.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/28/2017 at 11:54

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Either my LS400 or that camaro.

Stapleface > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:54

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Favorite Mountain Dew flavor?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/28/2017 at 11:55

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I own an S600 out of warranty. What color.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Stapleface 03/28/2017 at 11:55

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Definitely Baja Blast. No competition.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 03/28/2017 at 11:57

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Utter despair. He won’t turn the key clicks off on his phone. I might beat him to death with a torque wrench.

Justin Hughes > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:57

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > djmt1 03/28/2017 at 11:57

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Definitely ketchup.

Takuro Spirit > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:58

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How long is the mullet of that 3rd gen Camero owner?

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:58

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I ride a train daily. Click-key is the reason i ride in the quiet car.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > HammerheadFistpunch 03/28/2017 at 11:58

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Actively oozing or semi-cooled ?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Ash78, voting early and often 03/28/2017 at 11:59

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We should solve all political issues with the thunder dome.

ThePenguin > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 11:59

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I remember showing this one person who drove over a piece of rebar the half in hole in her tire and showing the the plug (maybe an eighth of an inch diameter) literally will not close the hole and she just asked, “why can’t you use multiple plugs?”

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Justin Hughes 03/28/2017 at 11:59

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69.420 danks per parsec. Squared, naturally.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > vicali 03/28/2017 at 12:00

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God damn right it is !

Tekamul > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:00

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Can you go grab me a baconater from Wendy’s?

Future next gen S2000 owner > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:00

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Black

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Takuro Spirit 03/28/2017 at 12:01

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He’s a little old man.

HammerheadFistpunch > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:01

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Lets say...Moana lava monster

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > ThePenguin 03/28/2017 at 12:01

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Holy fuck.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 03/28/2017 at 12:02

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UPDATE: He turned them off.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/28/2017 at 12:02

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No. If it’s banana yellow we could talk.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > HammerheadFistpunch 03/28/2017 at 12:03

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Limited warranty for those.

yitznewton > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:06

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A little old man with a 2-foot mullet?

benjrblant > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:06

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Does your wait time justify the cost of a set of winter steelies?

Chariotoflove > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:10

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Best Wendy’s menu item?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > benjrblant 03/28/2017 at 12:12

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I’m not a member of the proletariat masses, alloys or nothing.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Chariotoflove 03/28/2017 at 12:12

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Jr bacon cheeseburger. No contest.

benjrblant > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:13

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Does your wait time justify the cost of a set of winter alloys?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > benjrblant 03/28/2017 at 12:14

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Yes. I’ll probably buy a clean set of OEM wheels and use these ones as my winter wheels.

Chariotoflove > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:14

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Why jr?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Chariotoflove 03/28/2017 at 12:18

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Idk. It’s just really well proportioned.

Chariotoflove > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:19

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Reasonable.

citrus > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:23

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Wow, I took my blizzaks off and put Michelins on last night

Pyrochazm > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:25

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Which terrible show is on the TV?

Stapleface > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:25

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This is absolutely the correct answer. One of the biggest deciding factors for me when I decide to eat at Taco Bell

Textured Soy Protein > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:29

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I like the JBC but sometimes I feel like the patty and bacon gets overpowered by the lettuce and tomato.

Double Stack gives maximum bro-tein for minimum price.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Pyrochazm 03/28/2017 at 12:30

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No TV here !

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:33

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Lunch question: Safeway soup and pre-made sammich or go to local deli and see what’s on special? Specials are usually meat ball sub, fish sandwich, Philly cheese steak, or hot Italian hero.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Stapleface 03/28/2017 at 12:35

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It’s the best.

It’s the best!

It’s Number One.

It’s Number One.

It’s always Number One.

It’s the best!

It’s the best soda!

It’s the gleaming gold standard against all which all sodas cars must be measured. Mountain Dew made so many of them that the prices stay low so anyone can drink one. And they’re the best!

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/28/2017 at 12:36

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Definitely hit up the deli.

Pyrochazm > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 12:38

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Well thank Cthulhu for smartphones then!

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Pyrochazm 03/28/2017 at 12:40

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Exactly

CaptDale - is secretly British > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 13:20

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Hmm ok

Die-Trying > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 13:55

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whats the coolest car there?.....

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 17:19

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Aside from the Lexus I always knew you had good taste.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 03/28/2017 at 18:46

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What do you have against the Lexus lol

thatsmr > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 18:47

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I hope you are long gone. I always use peerless as they have a full range of tires and are the fastest service ever. Dont sell anything but tires so they dont try to upsell...

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > thatsmr 03/28/2017 at 19:21

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The only reason mine took so long was because there was probably 3-4 people in front of me. I’ve never had any issues with them though.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 03/28/2017 at 21:48

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It’s not a Benz!